Tree Dreams

Once upon a time there was a tree that thought it was a bird which thought it was a fox, who dreamed of being a fish that thought it was a frog, who imagined a day it would kiss a princess and become a man, a man who would look at the trees and yearn to be one of them.

Andrew?

Anne Drew, together with her friends Andrew and Drew, outlined and drew up the plans for the drive through, but threw out the first drawing when they realized that neither Anne, Andrew, nor Drew could draw.

Mary

James Mary and Mary James married merrily Monday morning. The newly married couple of James and Mary Mary (formerly James) are very merry and happily married with nary a care, contrary to what Larry from Barrie would say. The married Marys plan to open a dairy on a ferry on the river in Irish Derry. It will of course be called the Derry Ferry Dairy of James and Mary Mary.

Food

It doesn't smell like food. It smells like that thing I found where I run around sometimes that maybe was food at one point but wasn't food any more. At least not good food. Maybe this is not good food? I'll just take a small bite and see if - ugh... this is not food.

Mommy

     "Did you see the funny tree Daddy?"
     "I sure did. It kind of looked like a clown, didn't it?"
     "It wasn't a clown. It was mommy. She told me so."
     "Oh, the tree... I uh, I mean mommy talked to you?"
     "Yep. She said you're going the wrong way."